Archive for August, 2008

Another Day in “Dell Hell”

Monday, August 25th, 2008

This post is actually one I should have written the other day, but I was so beaten down by such a stressful day that I couldn’t bring myself to sit in front of a computer long enough to write this article.

On Tuesday, after the technician had installed a video card in my brand new Dell computer and the problem still persisted, he assured me that he would contact Dell and tell them that I now needed a new mother board and that he would be back the very next day to install it. He went on to tell me that he was sure it wouldn’t be a problem, but that if there was a problem he would call me and let me know that he wasn’t coming the next day.

Well of course, I never heard from him and no, he did not show up. So in an effort to be proactive, when he left on Tuesday I sent an e-mail to my good friend Manish letting him know that a video card had been installed and the problem had not been resolved and I needed a mother board.

Being the conscientious folks they are in Dell Hell, several hours passed without a reply to my e-mail or a phone call. So, again, I wrote another e-mail to Manish. An hour or so later I got a phone call. Manish tells me first that he never heard from the technician and then later tells me that he got a message from the technician but that he wasn’t at his job then and he didn’t see it until he just got to work right before he called me. Right…… I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me several different stories about the same thing, I tend not to be too trusting of them.

I have had to save this post four times now because my screen keeps going black while I am working on it. Do you have any idea how very frustrating that is not to mention how little work is getting done? Yes, I think you get the idea.

Anyway, I tell Manish the tech says I need a new mother board. Oh yes, yes he says but hold on please while I place a work order. So I hold and then Manish comes back on the line and tells me “Well before I place the work order I need to do one more thing.” So now he tells me that he must yet again connect remotely to my computer. So after I go through the rigamarole of downloading the software necessary, etc. so that Manish can use my computer remotely (for the third time now) he tells me he is going to flash the bios. I said Manish that has already been done, do you not have it in your notes? Oh…. he hedges, yes, but we must do it again. Now after he has already downloaded the wrong video driver I am a tad worried that he might just do the wrong thing again and I haven’t been able to do a full back up of my system. He assures me that he has it right and he he proceeds to update the bios on my “brand new” computer. Call me crazy, but wouldn’t you think that when you purchase a computer from Dell that costs just about two thousand dollars that it would arrive in perfect shape, with all the up-to-date drivers and bios???? I mean…why else would they charge all that money right? It sure as heck ain’t for the customer service!

So surprise, surprise, after we have flashed the bios twice this week, my computer is still having the very same issue! Wow….are these guys on tier three in Dell Hell computer gurus or what???

So, I now say to Manish “Nobody at Dell has even suggested it or thought of it, but I looked at the Event Log this morning and there are many, many errors.” “Ohhhh” says Manish. He then clicks on Start | Programs and then stops. Then he clicks on Start | Control Panel and stops. Yes, I, the lowly consumer, had to tell a tier three tech in Dell Hell how to view the Event Log. Man I always knew that A+, MCP and MOUS certification was going to come in handy someday! It finally has paid off for me!!

So after I told Manish how to access the Event Log he looked at all the errors and he now tells me that he is finally ready to place a work order. I have now been on the phone for the better part of an hour. He tells me that he is going to have a mother board and a power supply shipped to the technician which will arrive in two to three business days. I, understandably, am a bit outraged seeing as how I have not had use of my brand new computer since last week, and the fact that I will have to wait another two or three days to actually have the use of something that I paid Dell for in full! Manish patiently tells me that it may arrive tomorrow but that he has to tell me two to three business days. Hmmmm…..I’m thinking that perhaps Mr. Dell needs to ramp up the customer service classes over there in India because they sure do NOT know how to appease a wronged customer.

I ask Manish if these are going to be refubished parts like the video card was. He tells me yes and I tell him, quite reasonably I feel, that after all these problems, I want a new computer. This computer has not worked since I received it and I do not want a computer rebuilt with refurbished parts – I want what I paid for – a brand new computer. Manish tells me that he cannot do that. I ask him why and tell tells me that is not the policy. I tell him again, that I paid for a NEW computer, not a new box full of refurbished parts. He tells me then, that refurbished does not necessarily mean that the part has been used before. Well I am not positive what refurbished means in the dictionary in India, but here in the good old USA, my American Heritage dictionary defines “refurbished” as: To make clean, bright or fresh again or to restore. Manish tells me yet again that he cannot give me a new computer and that is all he will say on the subject.

So now, feeling like I have been in Dell Hell for days when actually it has been almost an hour, I tell Manish that I would like to speak to his supervisor or manager. Manish tells me that he cannot do that. I ask him why and he tells me that I have gone as far as I can. I ask him if he does not have a supervisor or manager and he replies yes. Again, I tell him that I would like to speak to his superior and again he refuses.

So I was left with Manish telling me that he would send a technician out in two to three business days, which I find totally unacceptable. I do not know of any other business in the world who gives such horrendous customer service. And to think that Dell built their business on next day service!

Two days later a technician called me but said he could not come and replace the parts in my computer until three in the afternoon – great – another day wasted without a computer!

The technician finally arrives and replaces the mother board and power supply in this “brand new” computer of mine with refurbished parts. I reset the time and date and then restarted the computer and it flashed a couple of times but stayed on after that.

Three days later – yes, THREE days later good old Manish gets around to calling me to because he has a message that the problem is persisting. The message he is referring to is an old one. Apparently he doesn’t keep his records up to date.

After this experience, I can promise Mr. Dell that I will NEVER, EVER purchase a computer or anything else from his company and I will do my level best to convince everyone I know to never purchase a computer from Dell.

A brand new computer that cost a little of $1,600.00, plus the extra $300.00 for an extended maintenance, next-day service plan should not need to have all the major parts replaced after less than three months use!

Goodby Mr. Dell – and good riddance!

Dell Update

Monday, August 18th, 2008

The Dell computer saga continues! My monitor is still periodically going black on me. All it says is Auto Detect going to Power Save and then the screen is black.

Manish, my top level resolution friend from India, called me last Thursday and I told him truthfully that I did not have a problem that day and so he closed the problem ticket. You guessed it! Come Friday the problem was back. My good friend Manish assured me on Thursday that if the problem should recur all I had to do was e-mail him or call him and he gave me his direct e-mail address and direct phone number, complete with extension. So I sent Manish an e-mail informing him that the problem had indeed recurred. Almost immediately I received an e-mail telling me that the trouble ticket had been closed and I could call for technical assistance. Oh joy! I could now go through the hell of talking to lots of other people who could not speak fluent English!

Monday morning I was greeted by a black monitor. I swapped out the monitor and experienced the same problem so I know it isn’t the monitor. Finally after several phone calls and two e-mails my good friend Manish gets around to calling me. I wonder what would happen it it hadn’t been escalated to the third tier resolution area? I might hear from someone in a month I guess.

So Manish connected to my computer remotely and he decided in all his wisdom that I needed an updated video driver. I asked him why and he said well the one you have is from April 2007. Ok…that sounded reasonable so he proceeds to download a new driver which takes a little over a half hour. So , I guess Manish didn’t want to lose any time in HIS place of employment so he told me he would call me back after the driver was downloaded.

After the down load was finished I discovered that good old Manish (third tier guru) had made me sit for a little over a half hour while he downloaded an updated driver for Windows Vista. What a shame – I have Windows XP. An hour later Manish calls back and I ask him “Manish are you aware that you downloaded a driver for Windows Vista?” ” Oh no!” Manish says. “How did that happen?” One would think that he wasn’t the one who found it on the Dell Website and downloaded he was so shocked.

So now, in all his wisdom Manish decides we must download yet another driver update, but he says to me “this one will not take so long.” Twenty minutes later Manish attempts to install the driver. After many tries, he finally has installed the driver. Guess what? It was the very same version as what I already had! These good people in tier three really know what they’re doing. I hope Mr. Dell pays them well!

So now Manish tells me that he is going to place a service call but that I must hold for two minutes. Sure, why not, I haven’t accomplished anything thus far without a computer anyway. Then Manish comes back on the line and tells me that he must try something else. So then I have to unplug the cable from the monitor and then re attach it. Then he tells me that he is going to place a service request, but that I had to hold on for a minute. I said I thought you did that the last time. Well, he says, I will do it now and someone will be out to replace your video card in two to three business days. I said no, I cannot wait three days – I paid for next day service and that is what I expect. Manish tells me very patiently that it probably will be tomorrow but that he cannot commit to that.

We went through this song and dance three times before Manish finally DID set up a service call and still would not commit to next day service. He then informed me that I would be receiving a refurbished video card. I said I beg your pardon, but I just paid you almost two thousand dollars for a brand new computer and you are going to give me a refurbished part??? I want a new part! Manish explained to me as if I were a small child throwing a tantrum that it isn’t used, but once they open the part they have to refer to it as refurbished. Hmmmm…..I guess the good folks in India don’t know that in the English language we call that a new part that has been opened. Refurbished must mean something entirely different in India I guess.

I still had not heard from the service technician who is supposed to call me and tell me when he/she is coming to replace the video card by five o’clock today. Anyone care to make a bet whether he/she will arrive tomorrow?

I wonder how Mr. Dell would feel if he paid me almost two thousand dollars and then an extra three hundred for extended, next day maintenance service, would feel if I told him….sorry….you are getting refurbished parts and I cannot even guarantee when you will get them installed. Or I wonder how he would have felt when I purchased his computer had I said well…..I will get the money out to you in several days….I can’t say exactly when.

If anyone out there has the capital to roll into a new business, I say give me a holler and we can start our own computer business. The only thing different in our business would be the service and I bet people wouldn’t mind paying extra for our computers if we gave them sterling service like they deserve. All this experience has taught me is that I will never put myself through this hell again. Keep your computers Mr. Dell – it simply isn’t worth the aggravation.

Calendars and More Calendars

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

If you are trying to schedule a meeting with folks in other locations when you are away and do not have your laptop with you, I have found a really cool place that allows you to calendar an event and let other folks check to see if they can make it, etc. You e-mail the participants and go from there.It’s really pretty cool and very easy to work with. It is called Meetomatic and you can try it here.

Then there is Doodle, which I think I like even better. Doodle lets you create a poll and then send the link to participants. The cool thing is you can follow the poll online and see what everyone votes for! Check it out here.

I think you will have a lot of fun with these and they really and truly can be a lifesaver when you’re on the road and trying to run a business.